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Physicists Find Higgs Boson and Missing Socks

Scientists in Geneva, Switzerland, report that they have finally found the elusive subatomic particle called a Higgs boson.  Sometimes called the “God Particle,” it was first predicted in 1964, and scientists have been looking for it ever since. Dr. Jesse … Continue reading

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Waiting Room Blues

Hospital waiting rooms are one of life’s little endurance trials. No one looks forward to sitting for hours in uncomfortable chairs surrounded by sick and worried people and old mangled magazines, but one sometimes has no choice. The other day … Continue reading

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Virtual Inauguration

Below is a column I wrote 4 years ago about watching Obama’s inauguration. Well, if he can do a rerun, so can I! A recent newspaper article talked about what to expect if you attend Barack Obama’s inauguration in Washington. … Continue reading

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My Almost Five Minutes of Fame

I opened up my email Saturday morning and saw that a producer from a major network daytime talk show wanted to talk to me about my book, “A Guy’s Secret Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey.” Wow! Talk about hitting the … Continue reading

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Lethal Bagel

Yesterday, while preparing my morning bagel, I cut my finger. It wasn’t how you think. Part of the adventure of getting older is discovering all the new ways you can hurt yourself. Something you’ve managed to do 7,541 times before … Continue reading

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