A Guy's Secret Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey

A Guy's Secret Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey CoverAvailable from Amazon, Barnes and Noble, iTunes, Smashwords and other eBook outlets.  Laugh out loud for less than a big bean burrito. (only $2.99!) And now in paperback, combined with a collection of my award winning funny essays. The paperback has the unwieldly title "A Guy's Secret Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey and Fifty Other Not-So-Secret Esssays about Everything Else."

L.look Kin rated it 5 Stars
This book though short was the most hilarious thing I've read this week. Almost fell off my chair a few times

Angela rated it
5 Stars
Not for women??? Are you kidding me? I read this and was laughing out loud hysterically! I had tears from laughing so hard. This is a fun read!! Loved it!

Fiona rated it
5 Stars
Hysterical!! In this short book/essay the author gives a true and accurate account of Fifty Shades of Grey. A must read !

Hilarious (P. Rayl) 5 Stars
First of all, I am a woman. I bought this book for my Fifty Shades of curious husband. It wasn't exactly what I thought it would be, but it is the funniest thing I've read in a very long time. Brilliant!

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From the Introduction:


Okay, first of all, if you’re looking for the book “Fifty Shades of Grey” by E.L. James, this ain’t it. Sorry about that, dang those stupid search engines, now go and try again. Second, what you’re reading here is just for guys. If you’re a woman, please stop reading right now and go back to the real book. There’s nothing here to interest you.

Are they gone? Good. Okay guys, now pay attention. This is important. You may be here because your girlfriend or wife was excited about the previously mentioned book. Perhaps she even wanted you to read it. She probably said it would spice up your sex life, and what guy wouldn’t be in favor of that?

Trust me - you do not want to read the book. It was written by a woman, for women. Most guys will find it dull, stupid, tiresome and waaaay too long. The ratio of tedious inner female monologue to sex scenes is about fifty shades of boring to one.

However, here’s the rub: You do need to know something about it. Why? Because your odds of having hot sex with your sweetie will go up exponentially if you do. For some reason, a lot of women absolutely love this book. It gets them all hot and bothered, in a good way. You’ve probably heard that it’s been called “mommy porn,” and you’re like, “okay, porn is good, what’s not to like about that?” But guess what? There are no pictures! Seriously, you’ll see more skin in a Sears’ ad than this book.

But hold on cowboy, you’re in luck. I’ve done all the hard work for you. I’ve plodded through the mind numbing boring stuff (and believe me, there’s whole lot of it.) I’ll give you the plot summary, highlight the sex scenes, and more importantly, teach you the things guys need to learn from this book. Just look for my tips throughout. You can thank me now or later. Consider it my gift to mankind, emphasis on the “man.” Ready? Set. Go!